CIVILISATION: CURRENTLY OPERATIONAL
Join the
resistance
Get the survival guide
The probability is unclear.
Your torch batteries are definitely dead.
A funny readiness quiz, a practical household kit and an offline handbook. For the robot uprising. Or, more likely, a power cut.
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YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU ACCEPT IT
Less doomscrolling.
More doing something.
The machines may or may not be plotting. Either way, having a plan is quite a good idea.
AI Apocalypse turns everyday preparation into small, achievable missions. Find out where you stand, organise what you already own and keep useful guidance in your pocket.
A little dark humour. A lot of common sense.
ISSUED TO ALL HUMAN PERSONNEL
Your pocket field office.
Four tabs. One slightly better-prepared human.
KNOW YOUR STARTING POINT
Would you survive?
Let’s do the paperwork.
Answer 12 short questions about the everyday essentials. Receive a fictional resistance rank, a personal debrief and three practical things to do next.
- Water, food, power, health, communication and equipment
- Pick up where you left off
- Share a field report, if you fancy it
Your score is for entertainment. Your next small step is real.
Start with
what you have.
SMALL MISSIONS. USEFUL PROGRESS.
The resistance needs
you to find your torch.
You don’t need a bunker or a trolley full of survival gear. Begin with a few ordinary jobs. The app keeps track.
- 01Find the light
Locate your torch. Check it actually works.
- 02Go analogue
Put your important contacts on paper.
- 03Pick a rendezvous
Agree a meeting point with your household.
Offline. On purpose.
Bundled guides, your kit and saved progress work without a signal. External links and purchases need a connection.
Your device. Your business.
No account, advertising or third-party analytics SDK in the app. Your progress stays in local app storage.
Free to start. No subscription.
Quiz, kit, missions and starter reading included. An optional one-time purchase unlocks the Full Handbook.
QUESTIONS FROM THE FIELD
A short debrief.
Is this a serious survival app?+
The robot uprising and resistance ranks are fictional. The app pairs that humour with UK-focused household preparation: planning, supplies and small practical tasks. It is for preparation, not live emergency response or medical treatment.
What’s included for free?+
The 12-question assessment, share cards, household kit, six missions, three guides, one scenario and two enemy dossiers. The optional Full Handbook purchase unlocks all eight guides, four scenarios and six dossiers.
Does it work without the internet?+
Yes. The assessment, kit, missions and bundled guides work offline when unlocked. You’ll need a connection for Apple purchases and restoration, external source links and support email.
When can I download it?+
The first iPhone and iPad edition is coming soon. The download link will appear here when it’s available on the App Store.
YOUR FIRST MISSION STARTS HERE
Still human?
Excellent.
A survival guide for very ordinary humans.
No bunker required. A charged phone would help.
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